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Why Darienne Lake Is The Funniest Drag Queen On Twitter

10/29/2013

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Darienne Lake, one of the rumored queens for RuPaul's Drag Race Season 6, is known for her hilarious performances on stage, but she is also a secret Twitter sensation. If you don't already follow her, seriously do it right now. She tweets in a hilariously relatable way, and no topic is off limits. She's not afraid to throw digs at herself, her family, or anyone else for that matter. In her Twitter headline, she says "I may look like a woman, but I am no lady", and she means it. Her tweets are usually raunchy, sexual, and NSFW (unless they are about food, which is another of her favorite topics). If we could only follow one drag queen on Twitter, it would easily be Miss Darienne Lake. We live for her one-liners. The only negative thing we can say is that she doesn't tweet enough! Check out just a few recent examples of why we love Darienne so much:

"Stow and go" seating is for the seats and not for the children? I'm the worst babysitter ever.

— Darienne Lake (@dariennelake) July 30, 2013

My fat ass won't sit on wicker furniture, I sure as hell won't get in a wicker basket and ride a hot air balloon.

— Darienne Lake (@dariennelake) September 17, 2013

Like @ladygaga, I live for the #applause. Sadly, I'm stuck with the clap.

— Darienne Lake (@dariennelake) August 15, 2013

I'm letting go of my need to control everything. Let the chips fall as they may. Usually down my cleavage.

— Darienne Lake (@dariennelake) September 30, 2013

Got "carded" at the store. I pull out my license and the clerk says, "Not your license, I need your AARP card. You can save some money!"

— Darienne Lake (@dariennelake) August 4, 2013

My dad always treated my mom like a queen. A drag queen. He would only fuck her from behind and ignore her in public.

— Darienne Lake (@dariennelake) September 18, 2013

Charlie Hunnam pulled out of the movie "50 Shades of Grey" and shot all over its face.

— Darienne Lake (@dariennelake) October 14, 2013

I would never take pictures of what I had for dinner. Nobody needs to see pictures of cheese doodles and donuts sprinkled with tears.

— Darienne Lake (@dariennelake) October 13, 2013

Advice for those who want to get married: you have to be committed..... to a mental hospital.

— Darienne Lake (@dariennelake) August 1, 2013

Whenever someone tells me they have anorexia, I feel like they're rubbing it in my face.

— Darienne Lake (@dariennelake) October 8, 2013

I'm only friends with straight girls on Facebook for the pictures they post of their hot boyfriends.

— Darienne Lake (@dariennelake) August 18, 2013

Stopped in a pizza joint by myself and ordered a medium pizza. Guy asks, "To go?" YES, TO GO! To go eat in my car.

— Darienne Lake (@dariennelake) September 26, 2013

Thanks for bringing ONE bottle of Sutter Home for a dinner party. Next time, why don't you being a bottle of stay the fuck home.

— Darienne Lake (@dariennelake) August 14, 2013

Some are upset that Gisele Bündchen had her 7mo old's ears pierced. Probably the same hypocrites who circumcised their son after 7 min.

— Darienne Lake (@dariennelake) July 31, 2013

Vine: where you can watch cat videos faster than YouTube can say "skip ad."

— Darienne Lake (@dariennelake) July 30, 2013

@Guydelines I only dress like a woman so I can tell myself to go make me a sandwich.

— Darienne Lake (@dariennelake) July 24, 2013

The best part about being with your parents on vacation without Internet is: you find out if you are capable of murder.

— Darienne Lake (@dariennelake) July 18, 2013

There's nothing nicer than the smell of clean sheets in the homes I break into.

— Darienne Lake (@dariennelake) July 16, 2013

My real beauty is on the inside. That's why I let so many men inside me.

— Darienne Lake (@dariennelake) May 24, 2013

I don't know what it's like to be pepper sprayed, but I did walk into a mall that had a Yankee Candle shop next to an Abercrombie & Fitch.

— Darienne Lake (@dariennelake) May 11, 2013

I asked a friend to retouch my photos to make them look better and he retouched me out of them.

— Darienne Lake (@dariennelake) May 11, 2013

I can't wear a 2 piece at the beach. My body requires a 3 piece... and a biscuit.

— Darienne Lake (@dariennelake) May 8, 2013

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2 Comments
Max
10/30/2013 01:59:54 am

Um, I sure hope she's funnier than this on Drag Race. I'm all about campy humor, but these are corny as hell, and not in a good way. I'm also a little over fat folks using self-effacing humor. Own it. Don't tease yourself. What is she, Louis Anderson? I hope not.

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Eric
5/6/2014 05:17:48 am

Well I dont care if she makes fun at herself for comedy. I found most of them hilarious and I started following her. The pepper sprayed one was the best!

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